Ummm, I'm not stupid

Second grade

Little Girl 1 (LG1) returns from the bathroom and excitedly tells LG2 that one of their friends is in the bathroom. LG2 immediately runs for the pass.

Me: Um, uh-huh. LG2, you are not going to the bathroom right now.
LG2: But I really have to go!
Me: Because you're friend is in there? No way. You have to wait at least 5 minutes.
LG1: But [our friend] won't wait 5 minutes! I'm going to go tell her!

She actually thought it would be ok to go let her friend know she'll have to wait longer for LG2. AND they tried to act innocent like I didn't hear the plan.

kids crack me up!

Second graders lined up for lunch...

Kids: What's your real name?
Me: Miss Fxxxxx
Kid1: I'm going to call you Miss F
Kid 2: I'm going to call you M
Kid 3 from the back of the line: I'm going to call you Justin Bieber!

I love kids' writing

Second Grade:
"Birds fly passers the porn."

Birds fly past the barn.

speachless

Today was so bad I don't want to put it into words. But there are a couple things that are red flags to me now.

1. Office doesn't give you the office phone number
2. No one eats in the staff lounge. You can be sure this is no team environment


I was on the verge of tears and felt sick all day. Almost left in the first fifteen minutes. I should have counted how many times I saw "fuck" or "bitch" written. (these were second graders).